Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don’t know, can you?
Me: When I was using “can,” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?teacher:
other kids:
me:
hahaha! i love smart ass kids
(Source: danielzrotfl)


